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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, look who’s here…..Welcome!
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!
I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Friends welcome……Family by appointment.
The serious go through life blowing far too few raspberries!
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. -Dave Barry
Chocolate is a food group!
Life is nothing like the brochure
Practice makes perfect, just be careful what you practice!
When did my Wild Oats turn to Prunes and All Bran?
We don’t skinny dip, we chunky dunk!
How can I cook and clean when I’ve been shopping all day?
Chocolate is life, the rest is just details.
I didn’t realize that when I said “I do”, I’d do EVERYTHING!
Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean, your aim will help….
If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow only to be troubled and insecure?
I’m not spoiled, everyone is just very accommodating!
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Age is relative, when you’re over the hill you pick up speed…
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My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that….
Calling in ugly is not an acceptable reason for missing work!
Man does not live by coffee alone, Have a Danish!
I want it all and I want it Delivered!
Home of a Domestic Goddess
The Queen doesn’t cook!
If it weren’t for caffeine, I’d probably have no personality at all!
I’m creative…..You can’t expect me to be neat too!
Better to have fished and lied, than never to have fished at all.
Give a man a fish and he has food for one day, teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for an entire weekend! -Zenna Schaffer
After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.
I’m so far behind, I thought I was first!
Coffee: (n)-Break fluid
There are four basic food groups: Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate and Chocolate Truffles….
What you see before you is the result of a lifetime of Chocolate.
All I really need is love, but a little Chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
See no Evil, Hear no Evil, DATE NO EVIL!
I’ve always been HOT it just comes in FLASHES now!
Your husband called….He said buy anything you want!
I’m just a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
If the broom fits….Ride it!
Cinderella is proof….a new pair of shoes CAN change your life.
This mess is a place!
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